Jabba The Hutt House

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Main Dishes

1. Shlucked Sammy 19
A sandwich filled with spicy salted sardines, served on a bed of blended raw pork hotdogs.2. Greaselump Suprise 20
A delightful mix of pork rind, bologna and chicken served in a large cheese flavoured pancake.3. The Melted Meat Mound 23
A large hump of Salmon, Goat, Pork, Diced Olives, and Medium Rare Ground Beef. All cascaded in a thick cheesy mayonaise.4. Crust Cone Supreme 27
A 10 OZ diced goat steak slathered with a house mix of mayonaise, nacho cheese, tomato juice, and bacon bits. Served in a large chocolate dipped ice cream cone.5. Greaseloaf Tower 21
A whole loaf of bread soaked in burger grease overnight, fried and coated in ranch dressing, served on a bed of Jolly Ranchers.6. The Wet Wrap 17
A burrito made with a burnt cheese covered tortilla, stuffed to the brim with raw steak, 2 hardboiled eggs, lettuce, and fried shrimp. Topped with watered down ketchup.7. Slug Suprise 28
You are given 5 minutes, a bucket, and a pair of pliers to catch as many slugs as you can in the SlugPit. After you have harvested your meal we will then fry them and serve them with a pasta of your choice.

Side Dishes

1. Steak Fries 16
A 8 OZ steak sliced into shoestring style strips. Boiled and served in a wine glass filled with relish.2. Slug Salad 14
Boiled Celery topped with an army of Dusky Arion slugs fried and coated with black pepper.3. Slick Pea Hill 18
3 pounds of steamed peas coated in Fish Oil and Vinegar. With Diced Tomatoes scattered inside.4. Worm Sticks 12
12 Earthworms coated in mayonaise, coated in Whole Wheat Flour. Fried in leftover meat grease and served on a large leaf.

Beverages

1. Sluggy Swisher 8
A 14 OZ cup filled with crushed ice, watered down mayonaise, 4 shots of vodka and corn startch. Garnished with black licorice.2. Mushy Margarita 9
Tequila mixed with cow juice, chocolate drizzle, lemon juice. Topped with salted kettle cooked sweet potato chips.3. The Belly Drip 6
White Rum mixed with raw eggs, coconut husk, and melted butter. Served with a greasy lime rim.4. Swamp Gullet 7
Whiskey mixed with sunflower seed shells, uncooked rice, blended raw shrimp. Topped with mint leaves5. Basement Brine 12
3 shots of vodka, fermented sprite, cream cheese, and one large squirt of mustard. Served in a fishbowl with a chilli powder rim.MUST BE OF LEGAL DRINKING AGE

Desserts

1. The Lung Tickler 6
A peeled potato stuffed with powdered sugar and covered in cinnamon.2. Donovan Doom Cake 18
A chocolate cake covered with sour scream, stuffed with habanero pepper, and shrimp tails. Served piping hot.3. Mud Pie 17
A delicious pie crust lightly buttered and filled with locally sourced mud, chunks of carrots, and ¼ pound of fried ants.4. PuckLuck Suprise 6
4 dozen skittles topped with 2 raw eggs. Covered in a creamy dill sauce squeezed out of a turkey baster directly into your mouth.